Does This Headset Make Me Look Fat?

As it turns out, no, the headset does not make me look fat. However, the daily intake of snack size Halloween candy bars and nightly staple of Starbuck caffeine-a-cinos do indeed make me look fat.

Annoyed with how easy it was to put on weight this month, my assistants and I did a ritualistic cleansing of the office by throwing away all left over chocolate and snack type temptations (all three pieces), followed by one last run to Starbucks. Instead of doing the dreaded step-on-a-scale routine, we each took some string and wrapped it around our bellies just below the belly button. We cut and labeled our individual strings, but did not actually measure them inch-wise. At the end of each week we will simply wrap our string around us and see if it's tighter or looser.

Now that my toe only has one more week before it's fully healed I can add exercise back into my life.

Tune in for "As the String Loosens."